#25
01/19/2026
If Trump declares that the U.S. is laying claim to all of the green cheese on the moon -- say, to lower the price of dairy groceries -- the news media should not respond with fact-finding articles with headlines like "How Much Cheese Is on the Moon?" They should respond with headlines like "How Many Marbles Are Left in Trump's Dementia-Addled Head?"
- John Gruber, Crazy People Do Crazy Things